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kinkwzrd: In all seriousness, I’d love to wife this whore and let her have all my kids, I swear I would Lavish Styles http://kinkwzrd.tumblr.com
cumrisk: “It’s a whole different level than the fucking you’re used to from him, isn’t it? I’m gonna fuck this pussy hard and fill it to the brim, and I’m gonna watch as that bastard raises all my kids. Then I’m gonna do it all over
Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This could just as
literally-attracted-to-pans: All my builds
I did! All my kids came and we went out to eat! I had so much fun!from left to rightMarie, Nea, Belle, Benedict, Sam and Stone!
psyducked: I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”
Shoutout to all those trans and nonbinary kids out there who’ll spend xmas getting cards adressed with the wrong name
meanplastic: my kids: sing us a song to sleepme: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
djplayero91: Johanna Maldonado, God Bless Colombia! have all my kids
yeoja: me n all my kids
wontongod: uchibrah: eva—00: coalgirls: there’s a seque; who tapes this my kids will never watch anime These are the type of anime nerds I hate
the-x-button: boob-sweat: fudgernutter: nashscribblings: Note to boomers: no one speaks like this. holy shit is this even real have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP Life is Strange
6much: 6much: millertime007: 6much: 6much: http://www.ConnectPal.com/reggiemiller031 he swallowed all my kids 💦💦👅👅🍆 😈😈 😈😈😈 😊 🤑🤑🤑🤑
innercheeseburger: shout out to all the kids who are made uncomfortable by their teachers separating the class by gender and are too nervous to speak up about it
nandoo23blog: Somebody finished reading manga some days ago.
unrelated, but still kind of related, not only do my kids get a day off for columbus day, but I have to sit through professional development about a standardized test that my subject doesn’t even get tested on that day!!!!!!!!!!!
as that height post is floating around my dash, I just want to remind everyone that I am 5'2"ish of concentrated bitterness about it.
Tried to get a pic of all my kids being cute together :’)
thesquirrelisonfire: officialjasper: officialjasper: im visiting a middle school today and their Big bulletin board in front of the office. is undertale themed who is responsible for this
hospitalvespers: my good good kids
hannahconnollyart: Posters for @greiison and I’s webcomic, @superposecomic. Prints will be available at Otakon at table #U-12!!! I haven’t been able to work on the comic itself for a while, so this past month of updates have all been Ciaran’s brilliant
slab-o-meat: one time my dad told mom “so our kid’s been listening to devo” and my mom sighed real dramatically and went “oh great”
mother-duster: “Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles
Darn these stupid kids and their matching pants
behold-theturtle: miketooch: hinoneko: I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.
Y'know, its funny. As a kid I freaking loved the Petz games. Dogz, Catz, and especially Oddballz (short-lived as it was). My siblings and I played them all the time and in the later ones where you could breed them we loved having long family trees. It
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djkinski: Some cool kids from Johto
todareastiles: yui-and-hinata: thespywhospies: l3ertholdtfubar: i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids“ claim about like public nursing or gay couples little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept
Me and my kids. Got my basement all tore up, toys everywhere. #blackout
tastefullyoffensive: (via OneTrueBanana) All true. My kids wear more food than they eat. My floor sees more food than the refrigerator does. I should invest in swiffer, I buy so much of the shit to clean the floor. I got food fingerprints all on the
2jam4u: honeyampoule: mamashug: sauvamente: tylovesu: jehovahhthickness: half-moonbae: kosmicbrujx: kissingcloudss: virgoassbitch: Jessica…. lol or Rosella. And the other names I considered for my daughter were Eva and Olivia Ciara🙄😂
frankocean: When I fell asleep in all my clothes as a kid my mother would call it ‘ready to roll’. That couch tho
miinsunkiim: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say me too
So I’m keeping it a secret from my parents right now But I’m gonna apply to be a speaker at my graduate commencement :) I was scared to apply but I would honestly love to do it. And I’d love to surprise my parents but it’s KILLING
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
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All my cuts and bruises are from @kyraswagqueen ’s pool -.-
losing-you-is-effortless: I apologize to all my followers for the current state of my blog
voyousloup: KKC <3 I’m in love with this & all my gorgeous kitties in it. <3333 Seriously this is probably my favorite picture from Beyond except all our kandi is upsidedown and I’m hiding.
chasingtrophywhitetails: I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
queeniman: I wanna be a hot mom that rides up in a bmw while all my kid’s friends stare at me in awe, paralyzed by my everlasting beauty and grace.
Harumistuck - Beta Version all together! And here’s a photoset of all my beta kid cosplays! This was SO much fun! Thank you everyone for the compliments and especially for suggesting to me to do this. And a big thank you to my mom who took all the
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
gretateg: badenlily: scary game night I love when they can stay all togheter and just be teens <3
celebi9: A very big Happy Birthday to @shadowpiratemonkey7 / @drawbauchery ! I always love seeing your art throughout the years! I wish you all the best and hope you have a great birthday! Eat lots of cake and keep on drawing! i had a great birthday
iced-cfvy: New RWBY blind box figures will be released later this year from Hot Topic!
thetriathlegacy: I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?
